Don Weaso

Lore & Background

Don Weaso appears in Conker's Bad Fur Day, a game originally developed for the Nintendo 64 and later remade as Conker: Live & Reloaded for the original Xbox. The game features graphic violence, strong language, offensive humor, and other mature content.

In Their Own Story

The casino was thick with smoke and the clatter of chips, punctuated by the occasional whir of a slot machine paying out—or, more often, not. Conker pushed through the crowd of weasels, each one eyeing him with suspicion, fingers twitching near hidden weapons. At the center, Don Weaso sat behind a mahogany desk scarred with cigar burns, a fat cigar clenched between his teeth like a trophy. 'So, you're the squirrel who's been making waves,' he said, his voice a gravelly whisper that reeked of garlic and menace. 'I don't like waves. They make my casino... unstable.' He gestured to a roulette wheel that seemed to hum with malice. 'Let's make a bet. You win, you get what you need. You lose... well, let's just say the fishes are hungry tonight.' Conker nodded, knowing the stakes. The wheel spun, its clatter echoing off the velvet walls, and the room fell silent save for the ticking of a broken clock. When it stopped, Don Weaso's smile faded into a snarl. 'You cheated!' he roared, spitting out his cigar, but it was too late—the weasel's empire was crumbling around him as his own henchmen turned on the rigged wheel.

Reader's Guide

It does not mention a giant flyswatter, a vat of acid, a chase sequence, a game of chance, a roulette wheel, a firecracker, or any specific method of defeating him.

Did You Know?

• Don Weaso pets a cat, not a live grenade, according to the source article.
• Conker's Bad Fur Day was originally developed as a family-friendly game called Twelve Tales: Conker 64 before being retooled with mature content.