The Barn (The Future)

Lore & Background

The Barn is located in the Barn Boys area of the game. Conker must use a bull to open gates for cows and kill them after they defecate, as part of obtaining poo balls from a dung beetle near the entrance.

In Their Own Story

The air hums with a low, electric thrum, undercut by the occasional spark from a loose wire. Conker, still dizzy from the time jump, pushes open the barn's creaky door. Inside, the familiar smell of hay and dust is replaced by ozone and burnt circuitry. A giant, glowing screen flickers to life, displaying the face of a bored-looking, bespectacled rodent who looks like he hasn't blinked since the Reagan administration. 'Welcome to the future, rodent,' the screen says, its voice flat as a pancake. 'I'm the Big Big Guy. You're late. The heist is in ten minutes. Don't screw it up.' Conker sighs, adjusting his makeshift spacesuit—a tinfoil helmet and a colander strapped to his chest. 'I just wanted to go home,' he mutters, stepping onto the teleportation pad, which hums ominously and smells faintly of burnt toast.

Reader's Guide

In the Barn, Conker must turn on a big spigot to activate prune juice, which gives the cows diarrhea. He then uses a bull to open gates for the cows to get out and to kill each cow once it finishes defecating. This yields poo balls needed to access other areas.

Did You Know?

• The Barn is part of the Barn Boys section of the game.
• Poo balls obtained from the Barn are required to enter the Sloprano section.
• The dung beetle near the entrance offers poo balls if Conker makes the farm cows excrete in the pasture.